🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 day agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square182fedilinkarrow-up1705arrow-down133
arrow-up1672arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 day agomessage-square182fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•edit-210 hours agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•10 hours agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•9 hours agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•9 hours agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
And authenticators, password managers.
Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?