🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month agoAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square220fedilinkarrow-up1828arrow-down141
arrow-up1787arrow-down1imageAnon hates smartphonessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 month agomessage-square220fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•edit-21 month agoGPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 month agoEhh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish12•1 month agoInsert authentication dildo to continue.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 month agoOr anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.
The flashlight to.
The flashlight to where?
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And authenticators, password managers.
Ehh… I hate anal-locked phones. They are turing machines. They are mathematically proven to be as capable as any other turing machines.
new kind of biometrics?
Insert authentication dildo to continue.
Or anal-guarded. Yes. Translation of анально-огороженные.
Is this how Russians call the iPhone gay?