• Ignotum
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    412 days ago

    Fun fact; 100% of all robberies-gone-wrong happen because the burglar is a bit peckish, can’t find their favourite cereal, and so they get murderously hangry

    This is why you should always keep the favourite cereals of your local burglar on hand

    • Cris
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      512 days ago

      Ahhh, that’s why they make those adorably tiny, miniature cereal boxes! They’re not single serving, they’re compact, for concealed carry!