• Oascany
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    51 day ago

    What the hell man I just woke up

    • @MutilationWave
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      11 day ago

      Well don’t downvote my perfect prose just because you weren’t ready for it!

      • Oascany
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        324 hours ago

        I don’t think I’ll ever be ready for that

        • @MutilationWave
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          123 hours ago

          Your nose, ears, and, if you’re a man, your ballsack all continue growing throughout your life. He’s so old he has to put them over his leg when he shits so they don’t go in the water. Or maybe, since he’s a king, he just shits on his balls and has his groom of the stool clean them up.

          • Oascany
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            223 hours ago

            Please stop I’m just trying to enjoy my weekend man

            • @MutilationWave
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              122 hours ago

              I apologize. My attempts at humor are not for everyone. I hope you have a great weekend!

              Here’s a nice thing- scientists exploring a remote part of northern Argentina discovered 27 new species. One of them is a dwarf squirrel that is only 5.5 inches long!

              • Oascany
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                220 hours ago

                Oh I was just kidding along. But thanks for the fun fact about little squirrels.