• @Brekky
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      321 hours ago

      Weren’t you listening, he told them nein 😀

      • Call me Lenny/Leni
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        521 hours ago

        Alright, I’ll tell one.

        A German clock repair man is brought a watch by a customer. In a German accent he asks the customer “yes vat is wrong vith your vatch?”

        The customer says “it only goes tic, tic, tic….”

        The clock maker holds the watch up close to his face and stares at the watch and says “vee have vays to make you toc…”