• @affiliate
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    81 month ago

    oh yeah? well i saw you stick your gum under the table in a restaurant

    • @[email protected]
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      71 month ago

      The waitress saw me do it.

      When I walked out of the restaurant, I told her “my name is [email protected] and you can go fuck yourself”

      So you should probably avoid red lobster for a while

      • @affiliate
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        71 month ago

        that waitress was my sister and she knows me better than that. they got your name from the card you used and put you on red lobsters most wanted list. you might want to lay low for a while.

        • @[email protected]
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          61 month ago

          I live on this shit and will not stop until I’m caught or killed.

          I will consume as many cheddar biscuits as I can