_haha_oh_wow_M to micromobility - Ebikes, scooters, longboards: Whatever floats your goat, this is micromobilityEnglish • 2 days agoSegway steps back into the spotlight with two game-changing bike models: 'This is only the beginning'www.thecooldown.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down15
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minus-square@NeoNachtwaechterlinkEnglish11•2 days agoTwo 1/3 pictures and lots of thin air claims. This is not news. This is an ad of the worst kind.
minus-square_haha_oh_wow_OPMlinkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-22 days agoCome now, surely we can trust the corporation whose inventions include such achievements as… checks notes -Smashing a sitting president of the United States’ head into the ground Oh… Wait, I’m sure there’s something positive here! -Throwing the CEO of Segway off a cliff, killing him instantly (no, really, this actually happened; that’s how he died). Ok, maybe we should not trust Segway.
Two 1/3 pictures and lots of thin air claims.
This is not news.
This is an ad of the worst kind.
Come now, surely we can trust the corporation whose inventions include such achievements as…
checks notes
-Smashing a sitting president of the United States’ head into the ground
Oh… Wait, I’m sure there’s something positive here!
-Throwing the CEO of Segway off a cliff, killing him instantly (no, really, this actually happened; that’s how he died).
Ok, maybe we should not trust Segway.