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    427 days ago

    “I’m here to save the date!”

    “Don’t you mean ‘save the day’?”

    “No. You’re going to get married on the 9th of June next year”

    “How do you know that? I’ve only just got engaged!”

    “I am The Officiant, and I have the power to schedule weddings!”