cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/16538477

We are in a terrible situation and going into a worse situation,” said Angela Rasmussen, a virologist at the University of Saskatchewan in Canada. “I don’t know if the bird flu will become a pandemic, but if it does, we are screwed.”

  • Blackout
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    212 days ago

    Beat the same crowds and get your pallet of toilet paper early.

    • Pirky
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      112 days ago

      Invest in a bidet/washlet and your toilet paper usage will go down significantly, lowering the impact a tp shortage will have on you.
      Plus you’ll feel cleaner down there than you ever did with just tp. 10/10 would recommend.

      • Gristle
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        2 days ago

        To add to this - get a pack of cheap washcloths to dry your clean undercarriage and your toilet paper usage is near or realistically at zero. Take that, Big-TP!