You jest, but I’ve spent a year+ homeless, often around fentanyl/meth addicts/dealers.
I’ve heard conversations very similar to this, albeit with more slang, many times, either just on speaker phone, or with the volume turned up so loud without the speakerphone on that you can hear the whole convo anyway…
I’ve heard this many times, on buses packed with people, at encampments, in shelters, at bus stops on the street, etc.
They don’t look around bewildered and surprised afterward. They act jubilant, cocksure.
I wonder if drug dealers also do this.
(Henry’s phone rings with a machine gun ringtone. He answers it on speakerphone without a second thought.)
(Henry looks at the bewildered people around him.)
It does make for a pretty good skit
LOL, that was great!
I can’t wait for the AI tools to get good enough for me to make my dreams come true. At the moment, I could probably make a comic book of it though.
You jest, but I’ve spent a year+ homeless, often around fentanyl/meth addicts/dealers.
I’ve heard conversations very similar to this, albeit with more slang, many times, either just on speaker phone, or with the volume turned up so loud without the speakerphone on that you can hear the whole convo anyway…
I’ve heard this many times, on buses packed with people, at encampments, in shelters, at bus stops on the street, etc.
They don’t look around bewildered and surprised afterward. They act jubilant, cocksure.
They don’t give a fuck.
This feels like something all the dealers who are selling openly on social media would do. Just stupid as fuck
Reality is too absurd. You just can’t make satire of it when life is already satire of whatever delusional fantasies I have in my head.
Sounds like an Ed Wuncler III spin off. “The fuck y’all looking at?”