I give them a wash when I first buy them, then never again unless they actually get something on them, which is very infrequent.

This question doesn’t apply to jeans you’re wearing to work in, and expect to get dirty.

  • Dr. WeskerOPEnglish
    13•2 days ago

    You never fart with your pants on? Ever? For months on end?

    During the holidays I am farting for months on end.

    • @gothic_lemons
      2•1 day ago

      I get around the issue by farting right into a little tube and piping it away from pants. Usually into a camel pack so I get release farts when appropriate. On my enemies.