Yeah, this year I just chained myself to a radiator and shot up on heroin and crack. Perfectly safe, though apparently my outstretched hand would occasionally scratch or caress furniture. I just can’t deal with people, so this is how I cope. That, and encouraging my nieces and nephews to fight each over over my political beliefs…
Do some fucking drugs and encourage your younger family to be better than the shitty uncle.
I’d love to hear how you shoot up crack though that’s like a next level speedball. Maybe you could even get the baking soda out and purify it. We could call it something different though.
Yeah, this year I just chained myself to a radiator and shot up on heroin and crack. Perfectly safe, though apparently my outstretched hand would occasionally scratch or caress furniture. I just can’t deal with people, so this is how I cope. That, and encouraging my nieces and nephews to fight each over over my political beliefs…
…Lemmy do you hear yourself sometimes?
I hear you.
Do some fucking drugs and encourage your younger family to be better than the shitty uncle.
I’d love to hear how you shoot up crack though that’s like a next level speedball. Maybe you could even get the baking soda out and purify it. We could call it something different though.
I always just smoked the stuff.