Summary
An Azerbaijan Airlines plane crashed in Kazakhstan, killing 38 and injuring 29, with speculation mounting that Russia’s military may have been involved.
Experts doubt Russia’s suggestion of a bird strike, citing damage to the plane’s fuselage consistent with shrapnel from an airborne weapon.
The plane’s GPS system was reportedly malfunctioning, and survivors reported hearing an explosion before the crash.
Investigations by Azerbaijan, Kazakhstan, and Russia are ongoing, with black boxes recovered.
The incident evokes comparisons to the 2014 downing of Malaysia Airlines Flight 17.
Survivors are CIA sleeper agents. Nazi Ukraine trained birds to fly at supersonics speeds to take down the plane in order to frame the glorious motherland for this sinister act of cowardance.
Checkmate, USA!
/s in case anyone actually thinks this is anything but me doing an impression of a KGB agent on crack
FSB. There was some rebranding after the Soviet Union ended.
KGB sounds way cooler, FSB is lame
Well, there’s bureaucracy for you. They probably didn’t do any focus-group testing whatsoever to see what appealed more. shakes head sadly