Look, we simply cannot approve these tower spikes. I know you think it’s “cool” and “menacing”, but if we say yes it will be only a matter of time before you put spikes on your platemail as well, and start wearing eyeliner. Then we’ll have to secure your portcullus against oiled up barbarians with thick Bavarian accents and designate this whole area as “straight to VHS” land.
Look, we simply cannot approve these tower spikes. I know you think it’s “cool” and “menacing”, but if we say yes it will be only a matter of time before you put spikes on your platemail as well, and start wearing eyeliner. Then we’ll have to secure your portcullus against oiled up barbarians with thick Bavarian accents and designate this whole area as “straight to VHS” land.