• Flying Squid
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    115 hours ago

    How did Santa even get my name? I’m pretty sure my parents Santablocked him before I was born!

    • @[email protected]
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      114 hours ago

      did your parents opt out prior to your birth, because “he sees you when you’re sleeping” would probably give him your name through your parents.

      • Flying Squid
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        114 hours ago

        I think my ancestors opted out by not worshipping the guy nailed to the tree.