Somehow not satire.

  • metaStatic
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    311 days ago

    a self-aware American? where are you emigrating to in the new year?

    • @Death_Equity
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      011 days ago

      Hopefully Texas, outside of Austin and San Antonio. I’d move to Oregon but their gun laws were ruined by clueless Californians fleeing what they did to California without learning their lesson. (I am a Californian who fled California.)

      • Zagorath
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        211 days ago

        Hopefully Texas, outside of Austin and San Antonio

        By this, do you mean “just outside of”, or do you mean “excluding”? Because Austin is just about the only halfway sensible part of Texas, from everything I’ve seen.

        As for Oregon, I just had a read of the lede of this article. Sounds like they were trying to do good things, but unfortunately America’s radical regressive courts struck down a lot of the improvements they were trying to make?

        • @Death_Equity
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          211 days ago

          Within a reasonable driving distance of Austin and San Antonio. I wouldn’t want to live in either’s jurisdiction due to crime, but within a reasonable distance to enjoy the entertainment venues they offer should I decide to accept the risks of theft or vandalism.

          I want gay trans adoptive parents to protect their home, family, property, and personal use marijuana plants with suppressed machine guns. Any infringement or delay in their ability to do so is Un-American.

          • Zagorath
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            11 days ago

            Sorry, you want guns to be allowed? And not just allowed, but expanded to machine guns with suppressors on them? Wtf is wrong with you‽ You a fan of thousands of children being murdered because of America’s lack of sensible policy?

            • @goodthanks
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              211 days ago

              I read it as personal use marijuana plants that have suppressed machine guns. Maybe they shoot buds.

              • Zagorath
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                211 days ago

                Oh, or maybe the marijuana plants are suppressing the machine guns.