• @leadore
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    26 days ago

    “Many self proclaimed Christians have not read the Bible , and are appallingly ignorant of the bulk of it.”

    Yeah, no kidding. A good example: Watch this clip from 3:52 to 4:05: https://youtu.be/Vr3ZNvv0aco?t=232

    (here’s what was said if you don’t want to watch it, but watching it is much funnier than reading it:

    Magat Lady: I think it is time where God is separatin’ the sheeps from the goats.

    Donie: Which are you?

    Magat Lady: I am a, uh … I’m a goat! ‘Cause I ain’t a sheep! I’m not doin’ what they tell me to do!

    Donie: Hm.

    I so so much wanted Donie (the interviewer) to go “Bzzzzzzzzzt!” I’m sorry, the answer was ‘sheep’. ‘Sheep’ is what God was looking for there. I’m afraid you’ve been disqualified."