• dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    141 month ago

    Yeah, but where the hell are my leg implants that allow me to double jump and air dash already?

    • @[email protected]
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      1 month ago

      That would be cool…but I tell ya what, we have Ray Bans that you can talk to which require an account and act as a personal body cam to use your every waking moment for spying, registering shadow-accounts for everyone you interact with, and ai training.

      How’s that sound?

      (Man, we’re in the stupidest timeline aren’t we…)