AliceM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish • 2 months agoIf your penis could speak, what would it say ?NSFWmessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down12
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareIf your penis could speak, what would it say ?NSFWAliceM to Shitty Ask Hilarious Chaos @hilariouschaos.comEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months ago“My neighbors are nuts, but at least they’re not an asshole.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoMy neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•2 months agoDo you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish0•2 months agoNo, because I am from the other side of the moat.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoOh really? When’s the last time you had beans?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•2 months agoHad beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•2 months agoOi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?
“My neighbors are nuts, but at least they’re not an asshole.”
My neighbours, Tom and Harry, are nuts and my best friend is a cunt.
perfect
Do you put a “u” in neighbors because you hate America?
No, because I am from the other side of the moat.
Oh really? When’s the last time you had beans?
Had beans on toast for lunch just yesterday.
Oi, mate, I’m knackered after that proper long trek, but fancy a pint down the local to have a chinwag and a butcher’s at the footie?
Bahaha 🤣👌