OMG That’s wage left!!! You should be ashamed! The boss could make more money if you work more like a robot and less like a human being! Heck, if you were an actual robot they wouldn’t have to pay you at all! Think of how much the stock price could go up then! Robots don’t complain about living wages, require training or form unions, and they don’t worry about climate change and ecological collapse! The perfect worker.

Hey, check out how hard I can shit.