• Avid Amoeba
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    107 days ago

    It’s only people if the insurance premium goes up when you break 'em.

    • @SlopppyEngineer
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      87 days ago

      Only for hitting gold member insurance or above. And our platinum members automatically get absolute priority in traffic. Every autonomous vehicle will yield and let you through like Mozes through the red sea, so call now for that upgrade.

      • @MutilationWave
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        26 days ago

        They literally have this in Russia. If you’re rich enough you can get a blue light that goes on your car.