I realise this isn’t really tumblr, but this entire stream just made me laugh so much I thought it deserved a wider audience.

  • Gabe BellOPEnglish
    11•6 days ago

    I admit this is the first one I’ve seen.

    I might set one up for “the end of the world”

    Has the world ended today?

    No. No. No. No. No.

    Because on the day the world explodes… yeah, hold on… I’m starting to see the flaw in this plan.

    • Miles O'BrienEnglish
      8•6 days ago

      Go ahead and do it!

      When the world really does end, it’s not like anyone will be there to snarkily post “yeah but it DID so you’re wrong” so you get the last laugh, posthumously.