One day it’s Listeria, the next it’s Salmonella, and the next it’s Bird Flu.
At this rate, whether you’re a carnivore, omnivore, or herbivore, everyone is at risk of eating basically anything. But it’s okay, as the grocery prices rise, we gradually get used to eating less, so eventually we won’t need to eat anything anyways…
Prions are nightmare fuel… There aren’t many circumstances where I’d consider suicide, but being diagnosed with a prion might be one of them… Just have to make sure to keep the brain in tact so they could study that shit.
One day it’s Listeria, the next it’s Salmonella, and the next it’s Bird Flu.
At this rate, whether you’re a carnivore, omnivore, or herbivore, everyone is at risk of eating basically anything. But it’s okay, as the grocery prices rise, we gradually get used to eating less, so eventually we won’t need to eat anything anyways…
The War on Obesity wins in unexpected ways.
No worries, in less than a month we won’t need to worry about reading about so many FDA recalls anymore…
And stupid people in this country will see that as a win, as their neighbors die from preventable illness
At least these can all be dealt with by heating your food above 167F.
Prion diseases have entered the chat
Prions are nightmare fuel… There aren’t many circumstances where I’d consider suicide, but being diagnosed with a prion might be one of them… Just have to make sure to keep the brain in tact so they could study that shit.
Oof…
You mean we gotta cook our bananas now?
Well shit, there goes my New Year’s redneck dildos…
Happy New Year 🍌
A salad at >167*C is actually quite nice
Mmmm charcoal