• @pyre
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    645 days ago

    things we tried:

    • jacking up prices
    • adding ads to paid services
    • canceling the better shows
    • not adding anything meaningful
    • making specifically terrible shows that are obviously terrible from the get go
    • making the algorithm noticeably worse to cover up for the worse output
    • platforming has-been comedians so they can cry about how they aren’t platformed anymore on our platform in a distinctly unfunny and joke-free manner

    We’re out of ideas… maybe we should utilize AI?

    • @conartistpanda
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      154 days ago

      You forgot limiting quality on web browsers

    • Queen HawlSera
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      74 days ago

      platforming has-been comedians so they can cry about how they aren’t platformed anymore on our platform in a distinctly unfunny and joke-free manner

      No no, I’m sure if they get Dave Chapelle to talk about how much he hates transpeople and sees no parallels between the on-going struggles of the African American and literally ANY other Rights Movement, then I’ll magically start giving a shit about what’s on Netflix!

      Tough break big N, maybe I’ll check you out when Steel Ball Run finally gets animated… Or not because I could probably get an uncensored version on a pirate streaming site as long as I use my VPN