Yeah I had an alcoholic, overweight, uncle in a leg brace who was like this. He’d try to “help” me get girls by suggesting I do things like this.
“Hey, look, that girl is cute, go ask all her friends to dance with you at once, then you can increase your odds because she thinks she has competition”
Yeah bro no. They’re clearly having a nice girls night out and I don’t want to ruin it
“Just say they look like donuts because they are all curves and sugar”
…. Yeah that’s a double hard no
sigh “you just gotta have confidence. Watch this.”
Then he’d wobble over, joke around, make some catcally comments on their looks, and they’d all be blushing and laughing before heading out with him to the dance floor. It was fucking wild.
Yeah I had an alcoholic, overweight, uncle in a leg brace who was like this. He’d try to “help” me get girls by suggesting I do things like this.
“Hey, look, that girl is cute, go ask all her friends to dance with you at once, then you can increase your odds because she thinks she has competition”
Yeah bro no. They’re clearly having a nice girls night out and I don’t want to ruin it
“Just say they look like donuts because they are all curves and sugar”
…. Yeah that’s a double hard no
sigh “you just gotta have confidence. Watch this.”
Then he’d wobble over, joke around, make some catcally comments on their looks, and they’d all be blushing and laughing before heading out with him to the dance floor. It was fucking wild.