If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.
Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer
hopefully pineapple can get at least honorary pizza topping status for this so this bullshit debate can end already
Agreed, but only the part that can withstand the iron ball, so you all have to start putting pineapple skin on your pizzas.
Still acidic, adds some chew and good fiber?
Bring it.
If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.
Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer
Risky move if you’re taking on an Ice Dragon… it might be Canadian. We love our pineapple pizza.
Super friendly, pineapple pizza loving, Canadian dragons are alright by me…
I enjoy an occasional Hawaiian pizza.