🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 2 days agoAnon calls the local bowling alleysh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1415arrow-down128
arrow-up1387arrow-down1imageAnon calls the local bowling alleysh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 2 days agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-square@Aeaolink43•2 days agoI always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one. Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos Me: yes we do Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have? Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon. Boys: oh…and how much are they? Me: all 1.25 Boys: umm thank you… Me: anything else I can assist you with? Boys: ummm no that was all thank you Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•2 days agoThey cheaped out on the flared base. It’s only slightly flared.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•2 days agoIt can be used in other orifices as well.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•2 days agoShoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.
I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.
Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking
Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell… Dildos
Me: yes we do
Boys: oh…okay… What kind do you have?
Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.
Boys: oh…and how much are they?
Me: all 1.25
Boys: umm thank you…
Me: anything else I can assist you with?
Boys: ummm no that was all thank you
Me: we’ll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
Thats a cheap ass dildo
They aren’t specifically ass dildos. General purpose.
They cheaped out on the flared base. It’s only slightly flared.
It can be used in other orifices as well.
Got anything for a nose? Asking for a friend.
yes
Shoulda said $1.69 to at least give them a chuckle.