Every account you ever had, every post/comment you ever posted, now has your real name, a photo of you, and your address, all just magically show up on the webpage right next to each of your posts/comments (also, no “hacking” could hide the info). All deleted posts/comments are magically restored and nothing you do (short of permanently shutting down the website and physical destruction of the servers) can delete them. (Any edits would still show every change you made.) How fucked are you?
And don’t think about changing your name, or moving, all this info updates in real time. (for “magic” reason)
(You also cannot delete any future posts.)
And the most boring life of some random person. Even if you expose all the details either it will be slightly less than cringe or complete banality.
Who would ever want to read posts of some guy who works 9 to 5 job and does nothing weekends? For some 30 years???
Internet people are weird man.