• @jaybone
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    332 days ago

    “I know you are all starving, but I’m going to ban some more food.”

    • @fluxion
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      82 days ago

      Hot dogs are reserved for Dear Leader

      • @CeeBee_Eh
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        217 hours ago

        He looked at his fingers and thought “I hope no one eats these. I better do something about that.”

    • @Valmond
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      22 days ago

      And stuff my face so full I’ll die because of it.