• @[email protected]
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    431 day ago

    I think we need to allow the wealthy to have pistol duels like in the past. Also they must be to the death. At least we will be rid of one problem regardless each time…

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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      12 hours ago

      Now that’s an alternative motive for one to get rich. “Why do you think you would be a good fit for this company.”

      “I really want to grow my investment portfolio so I can fall into the wealthy category to achieve my dreams”

    • @Regrettable_incident
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      121 day ago

      In the past, the aggrieved party got to choose pistols or swords. And I’m thinking swords would be much more fun to watch. I’d pay good money to watch those two bozos flailing at each other with cutlasses.

      • @P00ptart
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        215 hours ago

        Musk can even bring his own sword.

        • @CheeseNoodle
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          24 hours ago

          I give that the following odds:
          33%: Musks sword explodes, Trump wins
          33%: Musks sword works, Musk wins
          33%: Musks sword works amazingly but explodes right (or during) killing Trump, everybody wins.

      • Tiefling IRL
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        419 hours ago

        I would pay thousands to watch someone swordfight taint maid Trump to the death

      • @teamevil
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        423 hours ago

        They’d be winded in 30 seconds

      • @[email protected]
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        101 day ago

        Nope, a second was someone who looked over the other guy. THEY have to do it.

        I think it would be really amusing to watch them shit themselves in fear live as they miss by a mile and have to reload in order to get the other. Comedy gold.