• @Aganim
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    21 hours ago

    In other news, Elon Musk was rushed to the hospital today because of ‘a foreign object being lodged in his rectum’. A reliable source mentioned that the billionaire slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes.

    An attending physician anonymously commented that the object proved difficult to remove as ‘the patient was extremely uptight’.

    Further information will be shared as it becomes available.

    • @Sonor
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      23 hours ago

      how much time does a foreign object has to spend in your rectum to cease being foreign and became a permanent resident?

    • @oyfrog
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      1520 hours ago

      Was this ‘foreign object’ a certain social media founder’s rat penis?

      • @[email protected]
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        618 hours ago

        I thought it was his head but apparently that has been stuck up there for a while and is a pre existing condition and this was something new

    • @dufkm
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      717 hours ago

      slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes

      “It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one”

    • sepi
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      520 hours ago

      Elon got pegged once and became a size queen