In other news, Elon Musk was rushed to the hospital today because of ‘a foreign object being lodged in his rectum’. A reliable source mentioned that the billionaire slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes.
An attending physician anonymously commented that the object proved difficult to remove as ‘the patient was extremely uptight’.
Further information will be shared as it becomes available.
In other news, Elon Musk was rushed to the hospital today because of ‘a foreign object being lodged in his rectum’. A reliable source mentioned that the billionaire slipped and fell on an unfortunately placed basket of potatoes.
An attending physician anonymously commented that the object proved difficult to remove as ‘the patient was extremely uptight’.
Further information will be shared as it becomes available.
Was this ‘foreign object’ a certain social media founder’s rat penis?
I thought it was his head but apparently that has been stuck up there for a while and is a pre existing condition and this was something new
“It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one”
“You tried shoving a million potatoes into one hole?”
Elon got pegged once and became a size queen
how much time does a foreign object has to spend in your rectum to cease being foreign and became a permanent resident?