unalivejoy to Programmer [email protected]English • 1 day agoMy corporate anti-virus doesn't let me add scanning exclusionsi.imgflip.comimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1225arrow-down13
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink43•1 day agoAh, that time when my job required me to write an executable scanner, and all the AVs got jealous I was honing in on their turf. AV running in kernel mode charges its CPU cycles to the process being monitored, instead of the AV doing the monitoring. I got a whole bunch of “your program is slow” support tickets which were resolved by telling the client to follow the AV exclusion instructions.
minus-squareCreatingMachineslinkfedilink10•1 day agoTook me way to long to notice I was accidentally reading “charges” as “changes”. Now I finally got what you were saying.
Ah, that time when my job required me to write an executable scanner, and all the AVs got jealous I was honing in on their turf.
AV running in kernel mode charges its CPU cycles to the process being monitored, instead of the AV doing the monitoring.
I got a whole bunch of “your program is slow” support tickets which were resolved by telling the client to follow the AV exclusion instructions.
Took me way to long to notice I was accidentally reading “charges” as “changes”. Now I finally got what you were saying.