• Flying Squid
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    1122 hours ago

    Ancient Romans and Ancient Egyptians removed all body hair. Were they all pedophiles?

    My wife has almost no body hair at all except on the top of her head. She barely even has eyebrows. Am I a pedophile because of her genetics?

    • @[email protected]
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      015 hours ago

      Am I a pedophile because of her genetics?

      Gosh this is a rare one but yes of course. Would you like to set up an appointment to turn yourself in?

      • Flying Squid
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        115 hours ago

        Sure. I would love to see the cops’ faces when I tell them that I am sleeping with a 47-year-old minor.