Security guards have made the list of fastest-growing jobs for the first time in the wake of the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson.

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      Yeah one guy could easily take out two people, I recommend every CEO and CFO surround themselves with 6 minimum wage workers with guns.

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      3122 hours ago

      Good thing it’s totally impossible for any subsequent Adjusters to get a job as a security guard and inside job that shit. That’d be a really big security hole, wouldn’t it? 😉

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        I can imagine a movie like

        • form security company
        • become successful , hired for many rich people
        • everyone thinks you sold out
        • execute a bunch of rich assholes all at once in a coordinated manner