• @Rottcodd
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    4615 hours ago

    In his mom’s basement, in cum-stained sweatpants, sitting hunched over in front of a cheap oversized monitor hooked up to an underpowered desktop PC with lots of LED, trolling on /b/ and /pol/ and jerking off to pokeporn.

    • @radix
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      15 hours ago

      “Mooom, get me my CHEESY POOFS!

      • @Rottcodd
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        914 hours ago

        As a matter of fact, yes.

        I didn’t make all that up on the spot. I already had the visual image in mind because that really is how I visualize him.

        And I didn’t even try to do it. When he first bought Twitter and started trolling professionally, I just found myself visualizing him doing it, and before I knew it, I had this crystal clear image of him sitting in front of a desktop PC on a rickety particle board desk in a dank basement room with white paint over concrete and green shag carpeting, lit only by the glow from a cheap monitor, wearing gross stained sweats and a hoodie, hunched over a grimey keyboard and occasionally giggling to himself.

        I keep trying to visualize the more likely reality for a billionaire of some sort of extremely custom multi-monitor setup in the center of a purpose-built room, but it just won’t stick.

        • SanguinePar
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          213 hours ago

          That’s some vivid and disturbing imagery! :-)