• @Darkard
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    297 hours ago

    What about “Mark Zuckerberg had a dogs dick surgically replace his own and he shows it to children in parks”?

    • Fuck Yankies
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      86 hours ago

      I would also accept “Mark Zuckerberg collects Tellitubbie porn and sex toys, complete with Tinkie Winkie custom that has an anal vibrator built-in dubbed the Twinkie Winkie suit that he wears when he bottoms at the local republican orgy.”