I’m gonna take this in good faith as an honest question, so forgive me if I am overthinking a joke. :)
But both animal and human tits are inherently vegan, they serve a biological purpose for feeding young. A baby drinking mothers milk is vegan because it’s both freely given and literally just basic biological nature for mammals. Likewise when a cow gives birth and then their milk is intended for their calves, that’s absolutely still vegan. But when an animal is harmed such as in death for meat or raped as in case of having the mother produce dairy, then it stops being nature and becomes non-vegan exploitation of a creature with no meaningful way to consent to or resist their own harm.
So my wifes tits are indeed vegan because she enthusiastically consents to people getting off to 'em!
Well yes, humans are animals. I was juat try to make it as clear as possible. Veganism applies to human products just as much to animals products, we just generally call it something different, such as canabalism.
But enough philosophy, we should all get back to oggling dem titties!
![My [f]abulously busty wife is basically two tits on a stick!](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c6973dbc-6262-452a-b808-1b0fac672ff2.jpeg){kind=link}
They’re probably vegan tits. Makes sense that you found them.
They are indeed. I’m pretty happy about finding 'em too! Especially now that they are always within reach!
I’m glad you’re happy 🥰 Give 'em an extra honk for me when it’s appropriate!
Can tits even be vegan? They’re meat and sometimes milk, two famously non vegan things
I’m gonna take this in good faith as an honest question, so forgive me if I am overthinking a joke. :)
But both animal and human tits are inherently vegan, they serve a biological purpose for feeding young. A baby drinking mothers milk is vegan because it’s both freely given and literally just basic biological nature for mammals. Likewise when a cow gives birth and then their milk is intended for their calves, that’s absolutely still vegan. But when an animal is harmed such as in death for meat or raped as in case of having the mother produce dairy, then it stops being nature and becomes non-vegan exploitation of a creature with no meaningful way to consent to or resist their own harm.
So my wifes tits are indeed vegan because she enthusiastically consents to people getting off to 'em!
no, they’re both animal products.
Well yes, humans are animals. I was juat try to make it as clear as possible. Veganism applies to human products just as much to animals products, we just generally call it something different, such as canabalism.
But enough philosophy, we should all get back to oggling dem titties!
You are overthinking a joke, but no harm done (lol)