And if not, well we need to resolve this fecal inconsistency immediately!

  • @Meltrax
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    732 days ago

    Similar to many verbs that need an object, you add “will” to the present tense.

    He will run. She will jump. You will shit.

        • @Iheartcheese
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          92 days ago

          It’s coming for you Batman. Hold still.

        • @dohpaz42
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          42 days ago

          If dropping a penny from the top of the Empire State Building is not capable of killing a person on the street, what damage can be expected from dropping a deuce from the same height?

          • @over_cloxOP
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            12 days ago

            Larger surface area spread/splat.

      • @Meltrax
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        12 days ago

        Shall and will can be interchanged.

        “Are going to” is slightly different. Still future yes, but is usually used to indicate intention rather than decisions.

        “I will shit soon” and “I am going to shit” both mean basically the same thing but the connotations of those sentences are slightly different.

    • @over_cloxOP
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      -92 days ago

      Ah, but shit isn’t always a verb, it’s also a noun… 💩

      • @Meltrax
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        232 days ago

        Nouns don’t need tenses.

        Shit in the future and shit in the past.

        • @over_cloxOP
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          -142 days ago

          Very true, but still…

          shat, shit, ???

          • lime!
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            22 days ago

            can you use another verb to illustrate the form?

                • @over_cloxOP
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                  11 day ago

                  shat, shit, shilt

                  Guess you missed the L…

                  Doesn’t matter anyways, I’m just talking crap LOL!

                  • lime!
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                    11 day ago

                    same verb different form. i was thinking you could demonstrate by showing the three forms of a different word. like… “drive”.

                    drove, drive, ???