• @thebestaquaman
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    84 days ago

    I’ve seen videos before of people head butting cakes, specifically russians, which makes me think it’s a thing. Otherwise, it would be hard for his “friends” to plant the spikes for him to smash his head into.

    I would like to know what they’re saying though: Anyone here that can get a translation?

    • @[email protected]
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      33 days ago

      Cameraman: we are doomed as a nation.

      Soldier: agreed, death is the only way out of a slow descent into misery.

      Cameraman: indeed. Unless we rise up and kill Putin, no other country will see us as anything more than a shithole infested with vermin. Death is the only way out. This is why we put some spikes in your cake.

      Soldier: say no more, fam.