We need a ROAD WARRIOR to survive this American wasteland.
Joe Rogan would be like the Coma-Doof Warrior. But instead of a guitar shooting flames, he’d have a podcast mic shooting fart gas that he would just yell nonsensical phrases into just to make noise. Well Mel Gibson is driving him around town with a literal horse strapped to the front injected with ivermectin and main lined into Mel’s veins as a blood bag. The horse would have lines from the Book of Revelation tattooed all over it.
I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t run for office now that you mention it.
He was born in Peekskill, New York. He could technically be president. Not to give him any ideas…
What, at the youthful age of 69? Kid needs more experience.
He’s a wife beater but not a proven rapist (yet)… so ole’ Mel is still a tadpole by US politician standards.
Once upon a time, I would have told you that would be a pipe dream of his. These days?
The USA never had nor caused any problems under the presidency of a former actor, after all.
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We need a ROAD WARRIOR to survive this American wasteland.
Joe Rogan would be like the Coma-Doof Warrior. But instead of a guitar shooting flames, he’d have a podcast mic shooting fart gas that he would just yell nonsensical phrases into just to make noise. Well Mel Gibson is driving him around town with a literal horse strapped to the front injected with ivermectin and main lined into Mel’s veins as a blood bag. The horse would have lines from the Book of Revelation tattooed all over it.
Ew.
There still a few years until the apocalypse is really in full swing.