• @Valmond
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      92 days ago

      It swims faster than it walks.

      And the similarities:

      Both feet are the same size, especially the left.

    • @Kayday
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      32 days ago

      Okay, I was a child of 12 or so at my local gym with a friend. We were talking and some old guy we didn’t know came up and asked us this. We stared at him, dumbfounded for a few moments before he said, “it has no legs.”
      He walked away and I never saw him again.

      • Atelopus-zeteki
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        52 days ago

        He’s wrong. The original riddle is making fun of riddles, and so has no answer. Someone, might have been the same guy, walked up to me in a grocery store, as I was looking at mangoes. And he said, “If you eat a mango every day for 75 years, you’ll live a long life.” And he walked away.