Survive infancy with no medical care except the LLM your assigned insurance conglomerate provides. (Which is only able to prescribe Ozempic and anxiolytics.
Hack the pre-installed digitized Elon Musk consciousness out of your mandatory XTesLink™ Not-An-Enslavement-Device™ brain implant without letting him find out beforehand lest he trigger the built-in “re-education” module.
Escape the coal mine without exceeding your quota of oxygen, triggering the alarm.
Don’t die of radiation poisoning. Or Sars-CoV-2029. Or high-velocity lead poisonin due to looking “ethnic” in the vicinity of a Paw Patrol™ robotic police unit.
I feel like a lot more people would have to agree with elon, and elon to actually be capable of doing it, for your number 2. But methinks all of the ketamine, T, and trump’s speed parties will kill the colonizer before that anyhow.
Challenges in 2034:
You forgot the “Not get burned at the stake as a heretic for not having at least one child by the age of 16”!
I feel like a lot more people would have to agree with elon, and elon to actually be capable of doing it, for your number 2. But methinks all of the ketamine, T, and trump’s speed parties will kill the colonizer before that anyhow.