@[email protected] to Shitty Life Pro Tip • 1 month agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.message-square19fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down16
arrow-up184arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.@[email protected] to Shitty Life Pro Tip • 1 month agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-square@son_named_bortlink4•1 month agoMy strategy is to find an Amazon vehicle that has crashed. Odds are that packages end up on the road. Cha-ching!
minus-square@[email protected]OPlinkfedilink5•1 month ago“Dad, isn’t this stealing?” “Read your town charter, boy: ‘If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.’ Since I don’t see him around, start shovelling!”
My strategy is to find an Amazon vehicle that has crashed. Odds are that packages end up on the road. Cha-ching!
“Dad, isn’t this stealing?” “Read your town charter, boy: ‘If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.’ Since I don’t see him around, start shovelling!”