Not The OnionEnglish • 1 month ago

Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him

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Longevity-Obsessed Tech Millionaire Discontinues De-Aging Drug Out of Concerns That It Aged Him

Not The OnionEnglish • 1 month ago

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The tech centimillionaire, who is known for taking droves of wellness supplements, has backtracked on one of his special pills.

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Dude, get a normal fucking hobby.
- @IndustryStandard
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  IMMORTALITY!
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    If you’re immortal, your can play through ALL normal hobbies - twice!
    
    Check mate, mortal!
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  Is it not normal to look up to Dorian Gray?

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