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minus-squareSoulifixlinkfedilink7•8 hours agoWant to know something funny? Coke won’t allow anyone to put Jesus on Coke, but they’ll happily put Trump on it.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•7 hours agoTrump’s probably a much better customer than Jesus.
minus-squareNoneOfUrBusinesslinkfedilink1•5 hours agoI might not understand how Christianity does these things, but wouldn’t putting Jesus on coke be sacrilegious as fuck?
Want to know something funny?
Coke won’t allow anyone to put Jesus on Coke, but they’ll happily put Trump on it.
Trump’s probably a much better customer than Jesus.
I might not understand how Christianity does these things, but wouldn’t putting Jesus on coke be sacrilegious as fuck?