Can they rush in after the first two words, before you say “not”? Can they enter if they stuff their ears before they hear the final word?

  • @[email protected]
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    191 month ago

    Or stab a stake in their heart! If they are a vampire, they will either instantly turn to dust or at least be paralysed, so you can easily dispose of them.

    Otherwise it’s going to be just ordinary murder.

    • JackGreenEarth
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      31 month ago

      Splash them with holy water

      Will be appreciated by non vampire guests on hot days