• Flying SquidOP
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    154 hours ago

    Did you know as a Jewish person, you are responsible for all the wars in the world? Because Mel seems to think so.

    (I’m also Jewish, so I guess I’m also responsible. Must be our space lasers.)

    • @T00l_shed
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      53 hours ago

      Ok, but if you control space lasers, can you please use them on a property in Florida? Asking for a friend. Like why not use these spaces lazorz to fry your enemies?

      • Flying SquidOP
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        33 hours ago

        Sorry, too busy starting wildfires with them as part of our diabolical plan to do something or other.

        • @T00l_shed
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          21 hour ago

          Damnit, FS. At least share the plan with us! Lol

          • Flying SquidOP
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            11 hour ago

            I’d tell you, but I’d have to circumcise you.

              • Flying SquidOP
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                114 minutes ago

                Well then maybe we can take you on part-time. What are your feelings on Mel Brooks (WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT!!!)?

    • @Pilferjinx
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      84 hours ago

      Maybe your weather control devices?

          • Flying SquidOP
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            64 hours ago

            I’m still waiting for my turn to run Hollywood.

            • @[email protected]
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              54 hours ago

              When it’s your turn can I have a show where I just yell at the camera about shit that pisses me off? I could easily fill a 40 minute spot. It will be low budget, just me standing In front of a dumpster yelling at a camera while my co host tries to censor me in real time.

    • @[email protected]
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      23 hours ago

      Hey can you guys maybe chill on the whole global dominance and financial manipulations. Some of us just want to go to work, pay are taxes and die early.

      Thanks

      • Flying SquidOP
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        13 hours ago

        No can do, sorry. We have to force the world to eat gefilte fish.