Honestly, just WTF is going on with the world today? Achievements in a mobile app for ordering coffee, like this is some sort of weird mobile game you play. Is this what we are looking forward to in our future?

  • Dr. Bob
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    85 hours ago

    I think it’s hilariously stupid. It might have made more sense if it followed a training progression. Like move from coffee sprint to coffee racer, menu long run and then the marathon maybe? Sprint to marathon is some Goggins level shit.

    • @Droggelbecher
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      55 hours ago

      Either way, sprinting to marathon isn’t a progression. Speed and endurance are different skills with different training plans. There’s a reason they’re separate Olympic disciplines.

      • Dr. Bob
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        11 hour ago

        Yeah but base building doesn’t seem as sexy. LSD is the basis of every coffee plan - Long Slow Donuts.