@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 2 months agoI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.imagemessage-square318arrow-up1655arrow-down18
arrow-up1647arrow-down1imageI had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.@BonesOfTheMoon to Microblog MemesEnglish • 2 months agomessage-square318
minus-square@RememberTheApollo_linkEnglish67•edit-22 months agoI can’t find the statistic any more, but it was something like 80% of people who are kidnapped and are taken in the kidnapper’s car are killed. Like this kid’s situation, fight, scream, do everything possible to not be taken.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•2 months agoThis is what I do every time and it always works
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•2 months agoThey’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•2 months agoYou mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
I can’t find the statistic any more, but it was something like 80% of people who are kidnapped and are taken in the kidnapper’s car are killed. Like this kid’s situation, fight, scream, do everything possible to not be taken.
This is what I do every time and it always works
Wait, what do you mean every time?
They’re so fun to try and kidnap, I’ve given it a burl a few times, they gotta fucking tight grip tho, never been able to get em loose.
You mean killing the person you’ve just snatched into your car right?
Works like a charm