patriot pro tip #1
if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt
patriot pro tip #2
if you and at least 2 buddies are bored enough you can all get in a circle and jerk off yourselves and/or each other and it can be a really good time and i recommend it
patriot pro tip #3
you can make free polls online anybody can do it and it makes you look very official i made one and i use it all the time you can just reuse the same one making it very ecofriendly to appease the liberals
oh man and you know he gets free government backdoor access to all the premium sites too i bet theres good stuff on there its so unfair that just because hes the presidents son he gets the whole internet handed to him on a silver spoon but thats why trump treats his kids like he doesnt love em to keep it fair so theyre just like you and me
dont forget osama bin ladens goon material in his compound
us regular folks get access to that too thankfully its how i watch tom & jerry for free https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index_video.html
there are pictures of goats in there
i found the true goon material