• @MeekerThanBeaker
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    815 hours ago

    They want Greenland because they know climate change is happening fast and need a safe haven until they’re ready for Mars.

    /s … maybe.

    • @blattrules
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      311 hours ago

      I think you’re giving him too much credit; he doesn’t have a history of thinking things out past what’s in his immediate vicinity (if at all). I think he sees a bunch of undeveloped land and wants it. Then he’d be associated with adding that much more land to the US.

    • @WrenFeathersM
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      613 hours ago

      This is one of those comments where, at first, you’re like: “Nawwwww.” Then you think about it a bit more, and then you’re like: “But wait a sec……”

      And then, finally- you arrive at: “oh damn.”